{"id":243,"date":"2010-03-18T20:07:16","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T12:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.ndsc.tw\/?p=243"},"modified":"2010-03-18T20:07:16","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T12:07:16","slug":"%e3%80%88%e7%b6%b2%e8%b7%af%e7%ac%91%e8%a9%b1%e3%80%89%e5%85%a9%e5%80%8b%e5%a5%b3%e4%ba%ba%e5%9c%a8%e5%a4%a9%e5%a0%82%e8%81%8a%e5%a4%a9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.ndsc.tw\/?p=243","title":{"rendered":"\u3008\u7db2\u8def\u7b11\u8a71\u3009\u5169\u500b\u5973\u4eba\u5728\u5929\u5802\u804a\u5929"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven<\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u5169\u500b\u5973\u4eba\u5728\u5929\u5802\u804a\u5929<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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1st woman<\/span>: Hi! My name is Wanda.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\u5973\u4e00\uff1a\u55e8\uff0c\u6211\u662f\u6c6a\u9054<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n


<\/span>2nd woman<\/span>: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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<\/span>1st woman<\/span>: I froze to death.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u6211\u51cd\u6b7b\u7684<\/span>
<\/span>2nd woman<\/span>: How horrible!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u597d\u53ef\u6015<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>1st woman<\/span>: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What! about you?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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<\/span>2nd woman<\/span>: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u6211\u662f\u56e0\u70ba\u5fc3\u81df\u75c5\u6b7b\u7684\uff0c\u6211\u61f7\u7591\u6211<\/span> <\/span>\u5148\u751f\u6b3a\u9a19\uff0c\u6240\u4ee5\u6211\u63d0\u65e9\u56de\u5bb6\uff0c\u4f46\u770b\u5230\u4ed6\u81ea\u5df1\u5728\u770b\u96fb\u8996<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>1st woman<\/span>: So, what happened?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u5594\uff0c\u90a3\u767c\u751f\u4ec0\u9ebc\u4e8b\u5462<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>2nd woman<\/span>: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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<\/span>I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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<\/span>I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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<\/span>1st woman<\/span>: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer—we'd both still be alive.<\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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